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Funny New Year Quotes 搞笑新年语录
Wait a second, there's ANOTHER year? I have to do it all over again???
等一下，还 有新的一年？我还得全部再来一遍？？？
If 2017 was a person, I'd sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages.
如果2017是人的话，我会告他造成我的疼痛苦楚以及工资损失。
Every New Years I celebrate making it through another holiday season without killing my relatives.
每到新年我都要庆祝一下：又忍过了一次假期，沒杀害我自己的亲戚。
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
乐观主义者守夜是为了迎接新的一年。悲观主义者守夜是为了保证旧的那一年确实离开了。
Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
亲爱的上帝，我2018祷告的是要一个肥肥的 银行账户和瘦瘦的 身体。请不要像今年一样搞混了。
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
青春年少就是人家准许你新年夜晚睡。人到中年就是人家强迫你新年夜晚睡。
Many things can be preserved in alcohol this New Years Eve. DIGNITY is not one of them.
新年夜里，很多东西都可以用酒精来保藏。尊严并不包括在内。
May you find the strength to write, "Who is this?" to all the strange numbers that text you "Happy New Year!" tonight.
祝愿你能有勇气对今晚給你发‘新年快乐！的那些陌生号码，都回一句：‘你谁？’
In 2018, may your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accepts you.
2018年，愿你的邻居尊重你，烦恼忽视你，天使保护你，老天爷接纳你。
大家2018新年快乐！！